Where’s my Mojo? ;_;

I’ve been staring at my monitor for the past hour trying to come up with something witty for an update post. I swear, I think it’s sometimes harder to write a funny update post than update a release. So what happened? Why couldn’t I write something funny? Something creative? Then the answer came to me.

I… may have… lost… my… mojo…

*numerous shocked gasps*

I know. It is a sad state of affairs. Where were the times when we played jokes on helpless fangirls? Where were the times we made them scream in agony with our numerous devilish schemes? Where was the pain? Where was the terror? Where was the sadism? ;_; Such glorious days…

In light of this depressing news, I would like to call upon volunteers to join a newly-formed operation that I’ve created. It’s appropriately called Bringing Back Lacaille’s Mojo (suggestions for cooler names are accepted). The select individuals are tasked with collecting newborn babies and innocent souls, stealing chocolate from helpless children, sacrificing rabid fangirls to pagan gods and kidnapping bishies. Or any other task designed to help me get my mojo back. The position comes with your very own ninja or pirate costume and the chance to learn the Super Poke ability. Applicants are free to hunt me down for an interview.

We’re also in need of the following:

• Editors, lovely and active editors. Join our staff of happy fangirls and we’ll give you cookies. And love. ^^
• Cleaners – We need people who can crop, rotate, level, and clean our scans for us. We have a whole bunch of stuff needing cleaning and helping will definitely speed up our releases. ^^
• Quality Checkers – Must have prior experience to editing, though, because you’ll sometimes be asked to correct editor errors. You’ll also be trained in proofreading so for this position, you’ll be given both the editing and proofreading test. Must be a fast worker. And must be crazy like us. *points to the staff*
• Japanese translators – Must have strong grasp of Japanese grammar and be able to write coherent English sentences. If you don’t have any experience, we can help! We have a wide variety of projects available for potential translators–be the first ones to claim those bishies!

And we start the week’s releases again~

1. Houou Gakuen – Misoragumi chapter 4 – Get ready to laugh endlessly when you read this chapter. XD
2. Gekkou Spice – An another completed series~
3. Himitsu no Himegimi Uwasa no Ouji extra chapter and omake – Nothing expresses a man’s love more than horrific-looking gifts to the one he loves. Can’t you just feel the love? XD
4. Venus ni Arazu – A new series and the first chapter already has a LOT of groping… ^^; Welcome our new smut series from Yoshihara Yuki! ^^
5. Blue Ramun chapter 15 and extra – And we finish the series! Many thanks to the staffers who helped us finish this project! Jessie, you are one lucky girl… Also read the extra panels at the end; very funny!
6. Zettai Heiwa Daisakusen chapter 8 – The LONG-AWAITED MOMENT but then… a cliffhanger?! :O
7. Akagami no Shirayukihime chapter 11 – This one’s for jojo. We hope it makes your day a little better. ^^ *initiates a group hug*